Let us not be unkind : libertarian bureaucrats NEED the "climate denial scam" to secure their pensions
We earthlings need, on the other hand, to reduce our carbon output NOW and in fact we also need urgently find ways to put much of what carbon we already have into green trees and out of our atmosphere.
So we need to end the Climate Denial Scam - NOW.
But we can't let the tankers starve and face it, as second-raters they're too inept to find real work.
Even fat, frackin'-lazy, libertarian bureaucrat lifers in think tanks in Canberra and Washington need to eat (at swanky expense-account restaurants) and drink (at fancy nightclubs).
So let's throw them a bone : convince our German allies to re-erect the Berlin Wall and install a communist government in Saxony.
That ought to be enough incentive for middle-aged libertarian bureaucrats ("the lifers") to find new ways to con and swindle senile billionaires (with too much paranoia and not enough brains) to fund a war against the RED TERROR.
I am sure the Germans will help out, when they realize that the alternative is thousands of strident advocacy think tanks braying at climate change until the Earth crashes and burns.
Either that, or until the money for libertarian bureaucrat pay cheques runs out.
Failing this re-inventing "new reds under every beds" scheme , we could move to PLAN B : the libertarian battle to save salt , sugar , fat and "fast food" billionaires from the medical doctors.
Think of all the food billionaires worried to the point of hysteria about the threats to their profits and their waistlines.
Surely the libertarian bureaucrats are capable of dreaming up new variants on Stalin's "Doctors' Plot", to make lots of money from.
Just leave the rest of the world alone, go play in your profitable sandbox, and let us get on with healing all the harm your former